Neighbors--
To whomever recovered the air-brushed unmentionable in the laundry this week,
I'M SO SORRY
Also, I'm slightly embarrassed even though I'm laughing about it. And to explain myself, I must add that they were a gag bachelorette gift that referenced a Ludacris song and not a personal note about my behavior inside the proverbial sheets. They only come out when it's past time to do laundry, but they ARE comfortable nonetheless. I hope that your unfortunate find gave you more of a laugh than just reason to be awkward in the stairwell.
Sincerely,
Your non-freakish neighbor,
Amy
